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:: Friday, November 21, 2003 ::

Coming soon, The Phone For Climbers. Except, it would be called something catchy like:
The P4C for all your 5.10s! Are you sick and tired of experiences like this while climbing? "Can you hear me now?" "Fuck no, jackass! I'm trying to get a cam from my rack AND juggle this damn phone!"

Well moo no more, my beta-hungry friend! The P4C is coming soon! Exciting features for _your_ dynamic lifestyle include a built-in carabiner-esque clip, a Bluetooth wireless headset, and voice activated everything. The P4C also features a chalk and water resistant design with rubberized grips and a holster so your phone is where you need it, when you need it, how you need it. Why you need it? We don't know, but The P4C also includes a ringer that sounded like a bird so as not to disturb the native wildlife. But, wait, there's more! The P4C's ringer can also be customized so you know if it's your phone when you're on The Nose. Here are some comments from our satisfied customers:
"Dudes, your phone rules. Check it out, I replaced the ringer with the sound of Barry screaming as he falls. Heh heh."
"Whoah, that last writer was a clown. I just have my P4C yell 'FALLING!' when it rings. it's freakin' priceless."

And just to make sure you'll get signal when you're about to campus past the crux (you badass!), The P4C is equipped with satellite phone technology and, naturally, a GPS receiver to make sure you're going not where nature intended, but where you intended.

But remember, The P4C isn't just a phone, it's a complete service package. For a limited time, you can get unlimited calling and messaging between members of your climbing party. And, for a low introductory rate, try #CLM, our new Beta2U service that gives you beta for your route with just a few easy keystrokes. Dolph from Banff writes: "It was great! I just hit #CLM, and then M-E-A. The voice came on and asked 'Are you climbing Meats of Evil?' I said yes, and it gave me great beta, _plus_ a backup text page to me and Helgard! It was awesome!"

Act now and clip in to the greatest revolution in climbing since those cool little keychains. Is The P4C in your rack?

:: Q 11/21/2003 10:20:00 AM
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Oh, for the love of crap, so it took me three months to post something new. I doubt anybody ever bothers looking at this blog, and even if they did, I'm sure they'd understand how the combination of a really nasty double-knot in your shoelaces, a piece of beeph stuck waaaay back in your teeph, and a pocket full of paper napkins (only discovered _after_ going through the washing machine) can be a drain on your time.

:: Q 11/12/2003 02:12:00 PM
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Actual license plate: MWAHAHA
Unfortunately, this was seen on a Mercedes SUV, that undeserving piece of... Such a shame that this license plate couldn't be used on a beat up old van or, better yet, a hearse.

:: Q 11/12/2003 02:10:00 PM
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This one goes to eleven.

:: Q 11/12/2003 12:11:00 AM
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